idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid
idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care
Unknown (via beccers)
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
Sylvia Day, Reflected in You (via adventuringsoul)
Jess Rothenberg, The Catastrophic History of You and Me (via larmoyante)
Brand New | Moshi Moshi (acoustic)
I’ll come back a ghost if I can haunt you and float around your room. What do I do when you get close? If I kiss your neck, would you slit my throat?
No Man’s Land
i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry (via childoflust)
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.